I don't know if you heard or not, but Michael Jackson died last week.
For cryin' out loud......I cannot BELIEVE how it has ruled the air waves. With everything else going on....it's just flat out sickening.
And I don't know about elsewhere, but here in LaLa Land it is positively 24/7. It's all anyone is talking about.
That being said, I am glad they have FINALLY announced the what/where/when of the memorial service. In fact, I wish to hell they would have made up their damned minds a little earlier because now I'm in a bit of trouble.
See....and work with me here.....the entire thing, the funeral home, the convoy to the Staples Center, is smack dab in the middle of the most profitable part of my territory. That in itself isn't terrible. What SUCKS is that they wait until Thursday afternoon to announce everything. And they immediately start to block off streets.
Add to that the fact that the ceremony is Tuesday. Tuesday following a 3 day weekend. Folks, my guys literally RUN for 12 hours a day for the week before and the 4 days following one of those holiday weekends. The usual plan is to rearrange everything the week before the holiday, and then again right after to make sure we don't run out of product anywhere.
It's a good plan, and it usually works.
Except an entire section of the city is blocked off. Thousands of people are descending on this city, in that area, and I can't get product there. Not only that, but the freeways will be JAMMED starting very early on Tuesday. My guys mistakenly thought it won't effect them as they start at between 3am & 4am. WRONG. People are already starting to camp out. IT'S ONLY FRIDAY!!! Tuesday? It's going to be a logistical nightmare.
We're going to take a horrible hit. Essentially we are losing 4 days in our most profitable area on a holiday weekend. That's about $12,000 for just one route. I pulled all the maps yesterday and at minimum it will effect 4 of my routes, possibly hitting at around $25,000 lost revenue. And that's low balling it.
It wouldn't have been so bad if I could have planned ahead.
Now, I know....it's a memorial for cryin' out loud. But, it's not like they were rushing plans. They've already had a week. They are KILLIN' me.
And my poor guys......the hit they will take financially is gonna hurt. Not to mention how hard they are going to have to work to try and make it all up. Cause you gotta know.....circumstances aside - the numbers are the numbers are the numbers. You gotta hit plan. Period. Nothing short of a major crisis can get you off the hook. And whether you agree or not, the death of a pop music icon does NOT qualify as a major crisis.
Crap. I would have never believed that I would be effected this dramatically by ANYTHING that has to do with Micheal Jackson. What has my life become?!?!
Corporate will not understand. Hell, I can't believe it. If it weren't such a big number I'd actually have to laugh.
Ahhh the misadventures of living in LaLa Land......whoda ever thunk?
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